*OBNOXIOUS HEAVY BREATHING* I think this actress’s portrayal of Stewart’s performance is spot on!!lmfao omg
Edward: I’ve been talking to the Volturi
Bella: The what now?
Edward: The Volturi. They gave me the green light to vampirize you.LMAO.
as always, for Jess
(via theanimalblog)
:D
pretty much all you need to know, really.
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glittler. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I’m in the sunlight. FML
sounds like someone needs thorazine waffles
this makes me think of so many kids I see or know. specifically the “forced insight”. how about instead of trying to sound intellectual you just say what you think and feel?
it’s like heaven made out of puppies :D
Look At This Fucking Adorbz Cat Video of the Day: BRB, AWWing for the rest of my natural born life.
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legal disclaimer: your eyes will literally burst from the cuteness
Conor Oberst — Moab
I lived in Moab for nearly 10 years and this is the only good thing I’ve heard come from it.
muppets rule
